“He had several troubles with a shovel, as I recall.”
“He would have had fewer troubles with it if I could have swung harder.”
“It’s really cool that I can read my own mind!”
“Yeah, I don’t have a skill ‘Rememberin’ shit’.”
“We discovered a large number of things, such as power word Blah. I begin to explain to you what your previous character knew…”
“Show us on the doll where Mr. Penhew touched you.”
“I don’t know how to point to the magic…”
“What did you guys use as a gag?”
“A fine silk handkerchief.”
“Wasn’t he gagged before? We probably used that…”
“Hildebrand, I think our friend in the bathtub may be about to escape. You may wish to arm yourself with the shovel.”
“I’m going to write ‘fighting: farm implement’ in there…”
“That’s… not healthy.”
“The shovel? No, I believe it is not.”
“I meant the black blood…”
“It’s not a very good picture.”
“Kind of blurred?”
“I think there’s a shovel in the frame…”
“Well, most people don’t expect to be fighting the hordes of Cthulhu with a shovel.”
“You’re just in time!”
“Are we all dead?”
“No, but we’re fighting a giant snake in a bathroom.”
“So that’s what’s going on in the bathroom?”
“No, that’s what was going on an hour ago.”
(after a summary of the evening events) “I’m not gonna spend time with you guys anymore.”
“Okay, so there is now a cat that’s out of the bag, because there was a handgun fired in a hotel bathroom.”
“Considering this was Primrose’s suite, it was fairly well appointed.”
“Yes, but with a giant snake and a man with a shovel, it got a whole lot smaller.”
“But with my dice rolls, I think it’s safer if I only fire once a round.”
“There is a giant snake-man in the bathtub.”
“And he has my bra on his head.”
(discussing Cthulhu mythos gain on sanity loss)
“I feel like that’s not a good loyalty bonus.”
“That’s true. That whole no sword canes against snake-men is just such a sticking point in the Geneva Convention.”
“You could have written it in stone. ‘You assholes, I hate you forever.'”
“Look, everyone knows that ancient serpents are afraid of human urine. He should have just peed on them and he would have been fine.”
“We have a very complex eyebrow language.”
“I don’t think either of us is quite sure which of us is in charge.”
“Hildebrand, do you want the spear?”
“Yes, sir. It’s reminiscent of a coal shovel I once used.”
“Did anyone get hurt throughout this, other than emotionally?”
“We went in with a plan and we were successful. And we didn’t have to make any rolls that we didn’t choose to make ourselves.”
“The real question is, what do you want?”
“…I want to move to Kansas…”
“Just make your way down to Shameful Ancestry Way…”
“Look, details aren’t important when it comes to crazy fish-men.”
“Look, certain rituals require things that you may not be proud of.”
“If things come to bullets, they’ve already gone astray.”
“So, like, yesterday. I think we’ve gone past astray…”
“I think you’re not going to be happy about what happens when you throw that guy in the water.”
“I believe I have unlimited ammunition for the spear.”