“Sometimes, you need to shove a q-tip in your USB port.”
“With a sail-powered junk…”
“Junk flapping in the wind.”
“Is this where we’re gonna start making jokes about the number of seamen…?”
“I was waiting for the boys to get the seamen jokes out of their system.”
“What are their names?”
“Don’t know, don’t care, and not important.”
“What are the rules for clinging for dear life to a piece of debris in the middle of the Indian Ocean?”
“Oh, shit. We left Hong Kong without burning down a hotel.”
“He also mentioned the American quarter…”
“Yes, that would be a mistake.”
“Wait, we found a happy person in Cthulhu? I don’t understand.”
“Then I would have it forever, for all the other times that the wages of Chinese peasants in the 1920s is important…”
“Fine, fine, burn the ether. I’ll find more.”
“I’m really disappointed that arson is not in the investigator skills.”
“He’s just making sure to aerate the tuberculosis.”
“It’s not the worst thing you’ve had, ever…”
“But it’s heading that way.”
“I have found a gambling hall that I have been informed that I am too nice of a gentleman to go in there, as I would get killed.”
“Just do me a favor… throw someone through the door if there’s trouble.”
“I hope the dice are in English.”
“So you two walk into a building, before this gets any…”
“Stupider?”
“It was stupid to begin with.”
“Let’s go gamble! I hope that isn’t something I was supposed to learn, because that’s not on my sheet…”
“It’s the Ark of the Coveneant.”
“And they’re betting on who’s going to fall over when they open it.”
“You should totally do this one. You’ve got a doctor with you; he’ll totally be able to cure you of the rabies.”
“We… uh… we don’t have that yet.”
“Shhh.”
“You could come out with $20 and the bubonic plague!”
“He goes in with cash in one hand and an antibiotic in the other. ‘All right, show me the jar! I don’t know what it is, but I’m willing to drink this penicillin to find out.'”
“We need to leave.”
“This game is crazy.”
“Yes. And we should leave before you lose your organs.”
“He says something florid to you.”
“Congratulations.”
“Refrigerate after opening.”
“Once we’re outside, I’m going to open the box. I want to see what I won.”
“You sure you don’t want some ice first?”