“I don’t recall so much running as walking with purpose…”
“And direction.”
“Away from the sound of gunfire.”
“For a minute there, I thought it said, ‘Ho Fong’s Testicles of Terror.'”
“Oh! I thought you meant writing our own box text, because that’s the only way we’re going to accomplish this.”
“Get out of the kilt! It isn’t a dog house!”
“I’ve never had to google an insult before.”
“I’d like to psychology that blink.”
“What an asshole.”
“Yes. Have you not met my character yet?”
“What is he feeding his pirhana? WHO is he feeding his pirhana?”
“He was rifled once, and then I believe he was rifled again.”
“Uhh… I brought you a sexy nannie for you both to take advantage of, if it’s that kind of relationship…?”
“Do you have Chinese for dummies?”
“Yes, it’s called remedial school.”
“This is written in fish.”
“I don’t see fish. Butterflies, maybe…”
“I just penetrated that roll.”
“It’ll never walk the same.”
“It’s hard to tell how many bodies there are when they’re jumbled like that. You really have to inventory…”
“‘Understand at fault… procure… me…’ is what you understand.”
“You have a police escort to go shopping?”
“Oh baby, you have no idea.”
“He may understand 10% of English, but naked, he knows.”
“Describe the giant bat.”
“I could not have heard that right.”
“Does this smell like chloroform to you? Crap, I forgot.”
“Do you have a spell that will erase a language from your memory? I don’t think I want to know what he’s saying anymore.”
“If something’s slaughtering your prostitute, you turn tail and run away.”
“From experience?”
“I have run away from at least three flower girl slaughters.”
“Also known as payments.”
“Am I asking that right?”
“Linguistically, you’re right on the money. Culturally…”
“While I have expressed misgivings regarding her lifestyle, I have grown quite fond of Miss Pierpont…”
“Murderers. How they waste the entire day.”
“We’ll just get a note from this guy and shove it in the hole.”
“We can hit the hole on the way home.”
“The living man’s home. The maybe living man’s home.”
“The possibly living man’s home.”
“The hopefully living man’s home.”
“Then you’re a fantastic chef and a slum lord! I think that’s okay.”