“They were invited to exit their vehicle.”
“Quite hastily.”
“With lead invitations.”
“Some of us were retreating in a madcap manner, screaming and fleeing, mostly in the direction of England.”
“I was saving innocents. Since that went badly, this character doesn’t care about innocents.”
“How many hit the boat?”
“Eighty-five… A hundred and five… A hundred and twenty seven.”
“Mmm… it’s a stealth boiler.”
“Is everything okay up there?”
“Yeah. I think [the boat] has a flat tire…”
“Is that supposed be there? I’m not familiar with these ‘sea cars’, as I call them.”
“Botch hidden.”
“You see two Japanese sailors loping towards you.”
“Loping is bad. LOPING IS BAD.”
“I’m sorry, one is using a short metal club. The other is attempting to fist-fight a shotgun.”
“He attempts to parry your switchblade with his tongue.”
“I will load once, and then unload once.”
“The big guy is currently headless.”
“God, I hope that stopped him.”
“We didn’t bring an interpreter. We don’t speak fish.”
“They know the plan is to blow up the volcano, so it’s their responsibility to get out of the blast radius.”
“We followed the adage ‘women and butlers first.'”
“This begins the scenario I like to call ‘Alone in the Dark.'”
“No, we’ll be holding hands.”
“You’ll be holding hands with something…”
“As you realize that someone has lost their life and been incorporated into some sort of horrible sigil.”
“I will insert myself between Alice and it and try to remove the spells from its head.”
“I will shoot it, see how it likes them apples. It likes them just fine.”
“I will spend sanity and will to make that boat go all the way to England.”
“I’m considering going back for it. Y’know, fuck Eldridge; I just want the monkey hatchet.”
“There’s a naked sailor somewhere on board.”
“That’s not necessarily a problem for me.”
“How was this set up while we were upstairs?!”
“They’re industrious.”
“If you don’t diversify, they’re going to out-cult you.”
“I’m going to desecrate anything I come across.”
“So you’re going to pee on it?”
“I’m glad I wasn’t the only one thinking that.”
“That’s… fine. He can have no lips and eyelids.”
“…Showing the walls in all their horror.”
“Nope. Not looking. The exit is right there.”
“Is it dead people smeared all over the walls?”
“Are you looking?”
“Nope. I’m just curious.”
“Is there a porthole?”
“No! No portholes! No – oh. For grenades?”
“Do we have another navy lying around? I mean, we had one…”
“So that’s the plan: we’re going to take the spark plugs out of the rocket.”
“I just want it known that I think this is a bad, bad idea.”
“It’s a terrible idea.”
“This is a volcano, not a missile silo.”
“Who said anyone’s leaving?”
“Optimism. Optimism says we could potentially leave.”
“I have many fine qualities. I did not say map-making was one of them.”
“They might have coffee and cupcakes.”
“No. They probably have caviar they’re trying to raise.”
“Don’t you have the keys? And all of the spark plugs? And possibly a pocket full of gas?”
“Do you just give your grenade to any random stranger lying on the beach?”
“He has nice shoulders!”
“Let’s continue with our terrible, terrible idea.”
“Let’s see if we can get Darryl’s character killed tonight.”
“Look, I just rolled experimentally. I wasn’t really expecting to succeed.”
“Sea spiders? Do you really want to fight sea spiders?”
“No, but that’s not depressing.”
“As it is a few minutes to 10, we’re going to stop in the exact same spot.”