“I have half a character concept for when Guy dies. Not if, Guy. Uh… when…”
“Half of that sentence was unnecessary.”
“Guy started an exciting new career as a bullet sponge.”
“Awesome. I could use some sushi skills on the fish that keep attacking us.”
“The tip of which is missing.”
“Hopefully forever.”
“Wellll… fifteen or twenty minutes.”
“So like Mickey Mouse wearing a dunce cap.”
“I wasn’t here before. At least, not sanely.”
“I mean, you don’t have a reason to have your gun out right now. I mean, you’re just walking around in a volcano lair full of monsters…”
“Did you say low-hanging fruit? Are you shooting them in the balls?”
“You shot the backpack, he looked worried. You shot him, and he started really, really rethinking this whole ‘I want to live’ thing.”
“Keep in mind that it’s a floating ball of tentacles, but now it’s got a kind of sickly blue glow, like it’s et its Wheaties.”
“He’s going to attempt to dodge, because no one likes getting shot.”
“I do!”
“I’ll keep that in mind.”
“Did you just sing that to the dog?”
“Yes, I did.”
“That’s a botch. Does he fall into the damage?”
“I don’t do math well. 110, 140, close enough.”
“And all this time, you guys have been blaming Yammy for the math errors.”
“And then there’s Aubrey, who is currently in a guns vs. tentacle fight.”
“He said, ‘You got whatever they gave you,’ and nobody spoke up, so I have a club.”
“Seventeen more for good measure. He won’t stop shrieking.”
“I have a stick and 20 strength.”
“Twenty?! I think you chose poorly.”
“Who’d have guessed – you’re nearly dead and you went back for the doctor.”
“The one next to the throne did something else.”
“Yes. It flushed the toilet.”
“Oh good. I thought you were going to vomit on me. Because I would have fired.”
“Are you fighting heiress and shotgun?”
“Because there were a couple of them that were unredeemable.”
“Right. I generalized.”
“Hildebrand has moved into a realm of greater good.”
“Which involves a lot of shotgunning people.”
“I figure if anyone should be moving around explosives, it’s the guy closest to death.”
“Step one: first aid rarely involves a dead cat.”
“All the instructions said to use catgut, so I assumed if you used the whole thing…”
“As you get farther and farther away, you see the cone of the volcano begin to smoke distressingly…”
“Turns out, we sabotage with extreme prejudice.”
“Yeah, no, that even goes beyond the scale of me. The cultists have enough toys; they don’t need a Japanese imperial warship.”