“I’m not a street urchin. That would require I live on a street.”
“The question is, what are you going to do about the spider under the rock?”
“Dinner.”
“Oh, a cotton negligee is only 88 cents.”
“…You have a cotton negligee? What?”
“Ok, I don’t see… pants.”
“I can’t drive either one of them, but I can’t fix a horse.”
“Well, the last time I took a wrench to a horse, it ended poorly. I couldn’t find the gearbox.”
“Doesn’t matter if it’s high or low, so go right for the middle.”
“Dead men.”
“Dead men. Doesn’t get more descriptive than that, does it.”
“May I read that paper.”
“One more word before the question mark.”
“Now?”
“I’m trying not to be disruptive.”
“I’ve got that sewn up.”
“My appearance score is a 15.”
“Was there an accident?!”
“I am as ugly as possible in this game without causing damage from ugly.”
“If only one of them were a PC that we could communicate with…”
“Ten thousand years ago.”
“That’s a long time ago. I don’t remember that far back.”
“Is your knowledge of time as precise as your knowledge of space? Is months a metaphor?”
“It’s most unfortunate about the other 74 people not having names…”
“They had names! What were they?”
“There were actually 100 people tied to the tracks, but the first 75 stopped it.”
“You’ve actually given us the answer, Bryan: if they were tied up sequentially, they were all Bills.”
“He was a tragic caveman.”
“I should have just walked in and said, ‘Show me the weirdest motherfucker you’ve got in town.'”
“Is there anything we’re lacking?”
“There’s a lot of things we’re missing.”
“I’m charming.”
“I noticed.”
“I am not charming.”
“I noticed.”
“You know, it says this guy is completely insane, but you might be giving him a run for his money.”
“I’m very sane. I’m just German.”
“I would be very interested to see what you have in the shed, unless it’s my demise, in which case I would not be interested to see what you have in the shed.”
“Look, I’ve gotten us out of the room… and into the killing shed!”
“If we could just get the bats to stop chewing on the elevator cable.”
“It’s the 1920s. Everyone’s digging in the Depression.”
“Yes. There’s a mirror at the bottom of the hole, and there are a bunch of white people staring back at you.”
“This is the worst practical joke ever.”
“That’s where I keep my universe.”
“In your old, dirty sack?”
“Funny, that’s where I keep my nightmares.”
“In his old, dirty sack?”
“We’re gonna take a tour of the terrible places in the Australian Outback.”