“You came in at the very worst part of this conversation.”
“There’s never a good time in these conversations.”
“Well, we don’t know. He hasn’t named any miniatures ‘Allegory’ yet.”
“If you guys were waiting on me to begin, that shows a lack of good judgement on your part.”
“It was… wait. No. Shit.”
“I’m pretty sure it was neither Wait or Shit.”
“This is all rumor and hearsay. For one thing, you’re talking about the ghost man.”
“Maybe he’s a Mormon onion – like a Bloomin’ Onion.”
“19% isn’t enough to mock. You’ve got to be 27% or better before we begin to mock.”
“That’s the worst boomerang ever. It didn’t hit anything and it didn’t come back.”
“So you can hit the broad side of a barn with a boomerang.”
“Survival: Outhouse?”
“First you walked into it. Then you walked into it again.”
“This is why we don’t bring Abba with us?”
“Am I close enough to Jocko to slap the harmonica out of his hand? Like a ruler?”
“You’re wet inside.”
“Double your meat shields; double your fun.”
“He didn’t fix his appearance. It’s still a 15.”
“He’s now past you.”
“He’s past me, and I have a ruler, and I’m going to use it.”
“I’m thinking that building has learned its lesson.”
“I’m really astounded I’m about to say this. ‘You call that a knife? Drop it.'”
“Yeah, I’ve decided that this country blows goats.”
“I don’t know which is worse: killing a man for his harmonica, or killing a man to give back the harmonica.”
“Ah, finally. It’s the 32nd of March.”
“Why did we come here again?”
“It was closer than Africa.”
“I’ve been in Australia for a few weeks, and I have not yet been part of a soup.”
“I would disagree. I would say we start stewing in our own soup at sunrise.”
“Less carrots.”
“I think I’m learning all the wrong lessons here.”
“All humans carry cloves of garlic in their trousers.’
“How large is the tower? Is it large enough for me to hit with a boomerang?”
“I have dynamite.”
“Why don’t we wait until we regret opening it up before we throw that down there?”
“Fortunately, we have a rope with a truck tied to it.”
“Wait, isn’t that why you had a Wraith character? I’m just going to erase your name now…”
“Oh, shit, the alien can put us back together.”
“Of course he does. He’s spent his entire life dissecting weirdos like us.”
“You didn’t put any points into dig hole? I can’t believe you didn’t put any points into dig hole.”
“If we threaten to kill you if you don’t dig the hole, then you can use Survival!”
“You fucking really did erase me.”
“I have Medicine at 1%. What’s the worst that can happen? ‘Here, let me stick my finger in your hole.'”
“It’s a question of apples versus apples, and this apple is more interesting than the other.”
“The hole in the ground is less exciting than driving in a circle…?”
“Not drunk enough. She spelled belligerent right.”
“It’s carts-ite. It would be bauxite if it was in a box.”
“I… I have a problem. I want to go through his pockets, but I don’t want to be haunted. I don’t quite know what to do with myself.”
“The number of dead bodies is like a poem to you people.”
“Now, I’m not an expert, but miners don’t normally leave gems behind for other miners to find…”
“You feel your credit rating rising.”