Titansgrave, 3/14

“We’re gonna go see if this smells like chloroform to him.”
“Probably not; he’s had all that coffee and beer…”
“That’s why he’s getting a human-sized dose of chloroform.”

“I didn’t say nutrition; I said medical attention.”

“When it was just naps, I was going to pick him up, but if he’s peeing… Nope.”

“Is there a way to rapidly discharge a device?”
“Non-explosively?”

“I haven’t even had a chance to get my robe darned yet…”

“So no, you don’t need three hole pants. That’s a totally different thing.”

“This is what happens when you back out on us – you end up dead in a hallway somewhere.”

“I need an umbrella made of…”
“Titanium?”
“Wrench?”

“Well, you’re not deceiving.”
“No, and I’m not. And I’m not angry… yet.”

“Any cows die of nightmares?”

“I was thinking about braining them.”
“Well, brain death is…”
“Not to death!”

“This is – not – Stop climbing.”

“I’m conductive!”
“I’m reactive!”
“I chase idiot wizards around with a stick!”