“We’re going to ask them damnedfool questions.”
“I didn’t name it! Look, it’s here on the map.”
“I appreciate that you rolled the dice.”
“You assume I looked at the result.”
“Doesn’t matter – you rolled.”
“Are we going to be here long?”
“I don’t know. I didn’t even want to come here.”
“How’s she going to find us later?”
“She’s an investigator, specializing in finding people. Supposedly. She’ll find us.”
“There must be a short in the system.”
“Well, yeah – there’s a dwarf in there.”
“Who can tell me about drag?”
“Well… first you have to shave…”
“I could help him, but it’s too funny.”
“This really is a terrible idea. I’m going to Arcane Blast one of them, wait until they see me, and then run towards the others.”
“Are we now part of the revolution? Are we participating in the revolution? I’m pretty low on initiative, so I have plenty of time to speculate.”
“There’s dwarven screaming coming.”
“Oh, good.”
“Everyone has run this way, except Alea, who has found you in less than 20 years!”
“Once he’s unconscious, you can do with him whatever you choose – ”
“I want that in writing.”
“Don’t run. She’s like a wild animal!”
“I’m ready to swing if I don’t like how he looks.”
“He looks flop-sweaty.”
“I am getting a moral lecture from a hired thug. This is novel.”
“This is just getting worse and worse and worse…”
“We’re walking back to the cart, even as this ridiculous, ridiculous conversation goes…”
“Even as this conversation goes sideways…”
“I made you a badge with the junk in my pocket, to shut you up.”
“Is this put together the way you’d put things together if you didn’t know how they went together, but you needed them to go together?”
“Yes. Do you know what that is?”
“I don’t think I know what it is you think it is…”
“A wealth of knowledge… and simply wealth.”
“And the best part is, the church has lots of thugs like us that go around taking back things that are being used irresponsibly.”
“I am promising you that there will be no consequences for splitting the party right now.”
“…How long have you gamed with us, Kacey?”
“We found a crate of empty bottles and are seeing who can chuck them farther.”
“We found a crate of full bottles and are emptying them, then seeing who can chuck them farther.”
“We found a crate of full bottles and I’m emptying them…”
“…And I’m chucking them farther.”
“After the second round of drinks for those that do, and jalepeno poppers for those that don’t…”
“She did.”
“I didn’t listen.”
“There’s old shit, there’s new shit…”
“There’s red shit, there’s blue shit?”