“I hope that’s your willpower and not my willpower…”
“I’m going to knock people down with blaster pistols.”
“Why don’t you shoot them with blaster pistols…?”
“I’m going to continue using these dice.”
“Yeah, that’s a nice roll.”
“I’m going to continue using these dice; they’re all I brought.”
“Doesn’t matter what dice I use…”
“I think perhaps this is the path of wisdom.”
“I don’t have that on my character sheet.”
“Does it appear to have just been abandoned, or are there people chunks?”
“If you weren’t wearing three layers of wool, you crazy lizard…”
“Quick, program my nanites to fight back!”
“This seems coded… I think I’m going to call it ‘code.'”
“Just park on those concentric circles over there; that looks safe.”
“…I went back one full game.”
“Do you have any kind of watches?”
“Uh-huh.”
“Are they digital or analog?”
“It’s only 30 yards. You can navigate back to where you were by turning your head slightly to the left.”
“You’ve seen how they roll, right?”
“Number one, I was picturing it very differently. Number two, I didn’t know I had a spinny chair!”
“Something out here is tough.”
“And mean.”
“And it was right next to our camp!”
“Have we ever lost a pet that could have gone mutant?”
“You’ve clearly reached a point where the landscape is as generic as can be.”
“Just like our rolls.”
“You are in fact using your Perception (Hearing) to listen to anything else.”
“I’m grinding my teeth.”
“The engines are grinding their teeth too.”
“I am aware.”
“Put it all together: bad driving, bad engineering…”
“Bad rolling?”
“When we fuck it up, we fuck it up together.”
“There are plenty of vowels in Elvish.”
“Ys don’t count.”
“What? I said coffin lid.”
“I heard cargo lid.”
“I heard something more amusing than that.”
“…I heard condom lid.”
“I’m not angry enough to turn around, and I trust the people behind me.”
“AHAHAH – sorry.”
“Do you have Blaster Long Arms, by any chance?”
“No. He has short arms.”
“Yes, he has very short arms.”
“Nobody expects Alice – she’s like the Spanish Inquisition.”
“It’s penetrating – worse than piercing.”
“That’s what she said.”
“That entire time, you were literally yelling, ‘Kill that motherfucker!'”
“We’re both green.”
“I’m grey.”
“Close enough.”