“Obnoxious, not voluptuous.”
“This is the worst chicken and the fox puzzle ever.”
“Perhaps I could dance and entertain you!”
“Nooooo. Bored and annoyed…”
“It’s a good thing we have a haberdasher in the group.”
“Do we? Do we really?”
“We can make the battlefield more zesty!”
“I was not prepared to save vs. tetanus.”
“This is only a westbound raft.”
“Yeah, but you’re pointing at her – you’re using the Whisper spell.”
“Dwarves are great for standing on. Stocky people, very sturdy.”
“There is a goat hanging from the ceiling, dripping its lifeblood onto her.”
“She’s invented the shower!”
“There’s what looks like a baby crib that explodes, and the baby is just floating there…”
“I felt bad for like half a second…”
“I already set fire to her once; what more do you want?”
“Do it again?”
“If you were all to put your heads together, it would be like an episode of the Three Stooges.”
“You mean it isn’t already?”
“I boldly stride into the hut like I’ve been contributing the whole time.”
“To be fair, the hut had taken 72 damage from a fireball, a shatter, and an ass-whupping.”
“One of his lungs is definitely still functioning.”
“I used to be an adventurer and then I took a boulder to the chest.”
“We put the lock on the mimic to keep it from attacking you, you dumbasses!”
“This hut is a delight that just keeps giving.”
“Eight. See how much better that is?”
“Don’t worry, I don’t have issues with circles – “
“In this game.”
“Now, trapezoids…”
“Anybody that is of a religious bent can feel the touch of the nature gods here.”
“And not the bad kind.”
“They have a band – the Uncorrupted Druids.”
“Did you just say the gods were fingering me all night? That’s what I heard…”
“We found the fog of war!”
“‘What happens if a paladin tries to cast locate mount?’ ‘Well, Timmy…'”
“Well, sure – you can eat it after I’ve showered.”
“Is it just me, or does anyone else feel like it would be tainted?”
“Its last sight was of me naked…”
“Didn’t you know this carriage plays ‘The Girl from Ipanema?'”
“So what you really need to do is get him to take hallucinogens – oh, wait, he’s already got them.”
“Hey, Strahd, want to be my biscuit buddy? It’s not as bad as it sounds!”