“-4 Intelligence.”
“I wasn’t using it for anything anyway.”
“Are you cool with it if we keep them around after they die?”
“No!”
“It’s got to be a hostile creature, though.”
“Whatever you land on is going to be hostile after you land on it!”
“Did you say ‘underbough’ or ‘underboughs’?”
“Plurals haven’t been invented yet.”
“Speaking of Chekhov’s flaw…”
“He just channels the murder in a positive fashion.”
“I love how, out of all of us, it picked the smallest one to pounce on.”
“It’s just trying to step on a spider, let’s be real.”
“Great spider spirit, I thank you for your protection, but next time can we work on the… splatter?”
“From afar, I want to remind you: you chose to be there.”
“As long as he’s coming straight at you, that fin just disappears.”
“I need a lot of coconuts to imitate a spider walking…”
“I think if he lets me stab, I should at least get the coup de gras.”
“Why do you think we’re dead? I know why I think we’re dead, but why do you think we’re dead?”
“What did we roll?”
“Nothing of consequence.”
“I tell the skeleton, ‘I have a friend that might be able to talk to you. Don’t move.'”
“I’m familiar with what the magic item does, but I’ve never been allowed to have them.”
“I can’t really tell with the helmet.”
“You’ve known her your entire life!”
“Do we need to stop at every World’s Largest Ball of Yarn on the way?”
“Bear in mind, most of my religious training is within my tribe, and we are quite peculiar.”