“I want to go back down the hill. I left half my class down there…”
“As I understand it, what you are offering in exchange for her favor is combat – you are offering her the chance to be hit by you.”
“I expect to see you destroyed in ways the gods have not yet imagined.”
“In light of that, thank you for your hospitality these last few weeks.”
“So what we need to do is sit down at a table with Splitboulder and ask, ‘Who… who hurt you?'”
“Are you saying we need to have an intervention?”
“We’re going to be putting it in my tenets: fight, then feast.”
“I still think this is a really bad idea. We’re going to regret it.”
“Someone else is going to regret it.”
“I need a collection of smooth-faced stones for everyone that’s attending. I am about to invent name tags.”
“I’m curious about the most obscure concept that the wind asked us for, the one that we had to have explained first.”
“Flushing.”
“Yeah, no, we’re too stupid for simulacra at this point.”
“How is a helicopter like a fishing spear?”
“A helicopter is like a fishing spear in the same way as a raven is like a writing desk.”
“Yeah, that’s obvious.”
“Did we create a trickster god?”
“Deception.”
“I was thinking madness.”
“That’s… not a difference.”
“I’m surprised that you’re the one groping the gods first.”
“I’m not groping!”
“We have lost the element of surprise.”
“But we got a party.”
“If I’d known this was some kind of ‘Eyes Wide Shut’ party… When’s it going to start getting weird?”
“Last night.”
“‘How did you meet?’ ‘Well, this is my backup husband, after my first husband was killed by the moon.'”
“That would be your backup backup husband.”
“Fair.”
“I mean, let’s face it – we’re engaged to be married, and part of the deal is that he goes away for 8 months at a time.”
“But it is made of – “
“Green cheese?”
“I don’t know if this is for me or you.”
“Ask. Like for directions.”
“Look, we can figure it out…”
“Couldn’t we just get Splitboulder with paper? Give him a paper cut – PAPER BEATS ROCK!”
“Yeah, I didn’t write that down verbatim – I don’t take that kind of notes.”
“That’s okay; I was just stealing from South Park.”
“‘I’m not a contrarian!’ ‘No I’m not!'”
“Yeah, if we mess this up, we’ve killed the sun.”
“You know, I have a lot of regrets, and it’s pretty much every time I’ve ever said anything.”
“You’re putting a lot of weight on this.”
“I’m a halfling; that’s what we do.”
“Put a lot of weight on things?”
“Even I’m offended at me.”