“The Monster has not driven itself yet – urp.”
“Not while you were in it!”
“Okay, I cannot prove that the Monster was operating under its own locomotion.”
“The Chevel is not a muscle car. The Chevel is not a muscle car.”
“It’s not looking for muscle.”
“Okay, he goes to his apartment and gets a ball of duct tape. You go to your house and get – “
“Easter supplies.”
“Okay… And you two start at your house and…?”
“I kinda want to keep an eye on him while we’re violating dimensional barriers. In case he vanishes again.”
“I forgot he was along.”
“Yeah. So we don’t have to break, just enter.”
“I’m not gonna lie. This game? I just say stuff and wait for y’all to do stuff.”
“You don’t feel like there’s a door here. But you also don’t feel like there’s not a door there. It’s a kind of Schroedinger’s door.”
“It’s not his birthday.”
“Is it his birthday? He got ice cream. And glitter.”
“I’m going to reach through time and open the door when it was here.”
“What are you going to use to open the door?”
“I have a welding torch.”
“I have bubble bath.”
“Don’t be ridiculous – I’m going to use ESP.”
“Apparently our characters aren’t as serious as I am. ‘Bzzt. Ooh, okay, still have all the fingers.'”
“You think eating churros prepares you for this?”
“…Yeah.”
“It soothes the way a mortar ball soothes the firing pin.”
“He didn’t have to look in other dimensions to find the bathroom.”
“It’s not that late in the year.”
“It’s Argentinian Thanksgiving?”
“Can I ask why you’re in my freezer?”
“Why are you in an extradimensional garage-basement?”
“Everything around Roger’s dad kind of shivers and wavers, and not in the summer funtime way.”
“We don’t have to kill his dad; we just have to de-possess him.”
“Look, I came into this room by going into the past, and that’s where my initiative is.”
“It could be Aln.”
“That’s not a – well, he is from another dimension.”
“You can either remove three boxes of peas, or two bags of ice.”
“Hmm.”
“I didn’t realize this was going to be a kind of Sophie’s choice.”
“And what you could see before kind of peels himself out like he’s peeling off an Allan cocoon…?”
“I saw that coming.”
“The terminology or the cocoon?”
“And another ‘nope’ is born.”
“Rarely has anyone been this prepared to throw a turkey.”
“No, ’cause the next thing I’m gonna do is bust out the ukulele. I just had to get rid of the turkey first.”
“Noah? Welcome to the floor.”
“Lethal blow on a punch is a lot of punch. It’s like lethal blow on a turkey.”
“A solo ukulele rendition of ‘Final Countdown.'”
“Rick had a plan… sometimes.”
“But I never paid attention to Rick; he babbled.”
“My initiative is a long way into the future-past.”
“Do you have accuracy: bag of peas?”
“Look, every once in a while as a GM, you have to open the door to player’s side and ask what the point was.”
“So this bizarre concoction of vegetables and gasoline spreads within it…”
“The subdermal peas – “
“The subdermal fire-peas.”
“Look, I said it was an idea. I didn’t say it was a good idea or a bad idea.”
“I’d like to remind you of something.”
“Remind me.”
“There’s a chain attached to the lid that is currently wrapped around the monster.”
“That doesn’t affect my plans at all.”
“You can feel the freezer getting warm. Is it a good thing? Is it a bad thing?”
“I’m between good things.”
“How else do you fight the darkness?”
“Magic missile.”
“Napalm peas.”
“‘Final Countdown’ on ukulele? That’s nobody’s kind of music.”
“The freezer is hot. The freezer is in fact uncomfortably hot. It’s hotter than napalm in a freezer hot.”
“It’ll burn itself out.”
“Eventually?”
“It’s burning a whole other dimension. It’ll burn out eventually.”
“Is it going to burn out like napalm in a freezer, or is it going to burn out like a coal mine fire?”
“Of course, now I’m looking at that pint bottle stuck in his mouth, and I’m thinking, ‘I’m gonna drink from that later.'”
“Was that weirder than I expected? I don’t know.”