“So you have six days until the apocalypse. Well, ok, you have six days to stop the apocalypse – you probably don’t want it to happen.”
“No, no, no, it’s not any fun lighting fires in a motel.”
“Speak for yourself.”
“Wait, there’s supposed to be a specific day for arson?”
“Yes, any day that ends in a Y.”
“I know you think of this as your house, but I’m trying to see where your bathroom goes to.”
“Should have burned down his house when we had the chance.”
“You did. At least twice.”
“I’m going to go check the YUAC for hidden churro stashes.”
“Tie goes to the home dimension!”
“So you didn’t use a lot of microwave parts in this, but you did use microwave emitters in this…”
“It did dull the sound down quite a bit. So if you could make it not melt the fillings, I would stand in it for hours.”
“There’s certain things you don’t do. You don’t trust Mark’s alcohol. You don’t trust Noah with electronics when he’s playing with things like this.”
“Is this good noise – that’s just crappy – or is it bad noise – that’s also crappy?”
“If I say yes, is it incriminating?”
“We have handcuffs.”
“Ham cups?”
“We have those too.”
“You know, once you lick the inside of a dead multidimensional fish, you’re branded.”
“Eh, evaulating the remaining churros against the complexity of the letters… it’s not a good risk-reward ratio. I’ll just spell Roger.”
“It’s not a saw blade, it’s a weaponized frisbee.”
“So the microwave works, the churro trap has been laid, the fireworks have been purchased… what’s the next step?”
“You let Mark make that plan, you get what you deserve.”
“Who doesn’t build a swivel on the first batch?!”
“I’m between finding things right now. I assume I’ll find things in the future.”
“There’s a sink in the kitchenette – he doesn’t HAVE to pour it on the carpet.”
“But I did.”
“So you poured out a bunch of rancid alcohol and caught a fart in a bottle.”
“Is a dead Japanese man coming out of the maintenance room?”
“Not out of the maintenance room…”
“Are you gonna play Whack-a-Mole with multidimensional aliens?”
“Kinda feels that way?”
“Why does this always start with poking it with a stick?”
“Why do you think I have two differen tpoking it with a stick skills?”