“I would allow ‘music,’ but with the stipulation that the air quotes are implied.”
“But the idea is that I’m always adding another light. If nothing else, I want them to walk away with a really nasty sunburn.”
“He uses his voice as an instrument, but it’s not a good instrument.”
“You can only get so far by screaming into a microphone alone.”
“I’d be afraid of that if I hadn’t rolled like a boss.”
“Empathy – that’s one of the perceptions I don’t have. No, wait – I do have it!”
“Wallet?”
“Yes, because we did rescue it from the poo pants over there.”
“I mean, if you just take the mic out of the stand, I feel like that’s a flexible weapon.”
“So despite the fact that the music has reduced to the MTV Unplugged version of Thrandfular…”
“You see some confused looks on the people around you, but you’ve gotten used to that.”
“Do you have a gun?”
“Yeah, I do.”
“You’re gonna have to shoot him.”
“In front of all of them?!”
“Can we get in our own way ANY better?”
“I will target him and turn everything up to 11. And yes, I marked them all for 11.”
“I start lighting my prepped fireworks, putting on my sunglasses, and spreading my arms like Tony Stark.”
“I’m trying to figure out how many fireworks fail to go off because of holy water.”
“I dated a firefighter.”
“I thought that was an EMT.”
“The firefighter was before the EMT. And after.”
“Wellll…”
“During?”
“‘Where are you?’ he says into his wallet.”
“Like a marionette?”
“Kind of. Like a marionette that got kicked in the back.”
“We are so bad at this. Granted, Kacey wanted us to be awful.”
“And we have succeeded beyond our wildest dreams.”
“Well, I mean, it hasn’t not been entertaining…”
“Conversely, the drummer is gone and his drum kit is an inferno.”
“A disco inferno?”
“No, a ‘I wish this drum kit hadn’t cost as much as it did’ inferno.”
“Don’t. Lick. It.”
“Manning a gun! I’m not licking anything!”
“You know fully understand what Mark means when he says he’s between something.”
“So you’re both between and not.”
“You are between betweens.”