“You know you’re dice snobs when you’re like ‘yeah, that company hasn’t put anything good out in a decade.'”
“I am really regretting my love for the A-Wing right now.”
“I’m really regretting we don’t have any cattle.”
“That’s a different kind of regret.”
“Well, hurry up – I have one gun!”
“Well, about that…”
“Not your gun! I have my own gun that I didn’t let you idiots touch!”
“Yeah, about that…”
“You need to add an R to your name. Because you corrected me when I wrote it down that way, but you’re the only one who doesn’t have a five-letter, two-syllable name.”
“What was that?”
“They’re shooting at us!”
“Can you be more specific?”
“They’re shooting at us lots!”
“Do you want guns or do you want shields?!”
“Shields!”
“That’s what I thought!”
“Um, are we supposed to see the shields?”
“The sparks mean they’re working!”
“Apparently all protocol droids are secretly assassins.”
“That’s what protocol means, right?”
“Doubles your die code. Which can’t be used with character points, but can be used in conjunction with your targeting computer, you HICK!”
“I advised against this.”
“Multiple times and in various ways.”
“You think I rolled a 32 on these dice?”
“Kacey… I believe in you.”
“You shouldn’t!”
“No, no, only the pilots get secret handshakes.”
“You didn’t want one!”
“I didn’t want one until I knew there was one!”
“I’d like to never see that again in my lifetime.”
“We can make that happen.”
“Can we?”
“Sure. By killing you.”
“On the bright side, this isn’t a war. This is an insurgency.”
“Are Jedi allowed to double-talk?”
“He’s not a Jedi. That’s why I’m not fooled.”
“I don’t make judgement calls.”
“You were judging the hell out of my ship.”
“I said I don’t make judgement calls; I didn’t say I wasn’t judgmental.”