Star Wars, 11/4

“Anything Anakin can do, I can do better.”
“Well, I don’t know about that – I haven’t heard you whine yet.”

“But we did determine that five people can occupy a 5×5 square if there’s pizza involved.”

“This is true and unhelpful at the same time.”

“So… when he leaves notes on the buttons that say ‘don’t push this button…'”
“No, they say ‘don’t push this button UNLESS…'”

“I don’t have anything to say to that.”
“That’s fine. But if anybody needs to not be here, we’re in dock 17.”

“I think you’re in cahoots with the dice – you’re gonna screw me, and I’m in.”

“I trust you.”
“Among the many mistakes we make….”

“You would think that since our ship looks like a giant tortoise, it would handle underwater better.”
“You would think that…”

“Are you sure you’re not describing me?”
“There was not enough alcohol for it to be you.”

“We have a homing beacon.”
“Who’s kind of crazy.”
“Hey!”
“Hey!”
“Hey!”

“It’s hard to believe how often that has come up.”
“I know! Every episode, we’ve found a situation where having livestock would have been useful!”

“I want a boring, middle-class suburban world where we can get on the internet without running Imperial blockades or anything.”

“He’s been taught by the best meatbags.”
“Yes. Best. That’s what we’re going for.”
“Best this crew has to offer.”

“I don’t know what kind of relationship you have with your droid, but keep it on that side of the ship.”

“That could work. Well, it depends on the actual explosive capacity…”
“I don’t like the sound of that.”

“You know, it would be nice if we discussed things before doing them – “
“Oh, you want the door open?”
“Yes, that’s an example of doing things before we’ve discussed them.”

“Removing transponder codes…. adding transponder codes…”
“Roulette wheel of transponder codes.”

“There’s only one hole.”
“That’s less than me!”