“I’m not used to randomly being set on fire in my cabin!”
“But now you will be!”
“That’s where you take people that nobody wants. There’s a subtle difference there.”
“Your random manatee factoid of the day!”
“A manatee-ser, if you will?”
“Whatever’s going on, we’re still leaving the scene.”
“This is also why it’s good we didn’t name the ship ‘Propensity for Murder’…”
“I might have a theory about why you’re feeling something.”
“Look, they don’t have burritos on Mon Cal.”
“You’ve just guaranteed we’re going back to Tattooine.”
“There are two rules: no livestock and no Tattooine.”
“It wasn’t a feline torture device. It’s a face mask Christmas ornament that just happens to fit the cat.”
“Wait – ‘most successful’ or ‘mostly successful’?”
“If there’s a place that’s safer, we’re only going to be there a short time before we fuck it up.”
“Okay, look – it’s us. It’s not that we need to be somewhere safter. We need to be somewhere we’re okay with collateral damage…”
“And then you have to call me Commodore, because it’s a fleet. Only two ships, but it is a fleet.”
“If you could just deposit the coordinates into my bank account…”
“Is this good for us or bad for us?”
“Well, if they’re installing bombs, you will never find them.”
“There’s a difference between known butt sweat and foreign butt sweat.”
“I disagree.”
“Kacey was not prepared. He did not see the cow-tastrophe coming.”
“That’s great! That totally goes with my philosophy! We’re keeping you in your ball for the next two weeks!”
“You weaponized the dark Jedi.”