“You know, character points are supposed to add another die, not add… 1.”
“The doc visit can be somewhat egregious, because this was written in the United States.”
“We have friends in high places!”
“I have first aid!”
“I’m gonna friend them on Facebook. Space Facebook. Spacebook!”
“The shouty one.”
“No, I talked to – “
“The less shouty one?”
“I could Foresight and see myself finding the temple…”
“I have a really dumb idea that probably nobody’s gonna like.”
“I have a really dumb idea that nobody’s gonna like either. Wanna compare dumb ideas?”
“We sent you some people!”
“We sent you your extremists back!”
“We sent you your extremists back! Can you dial them back like 3 notches?”
“There’s no way this is gonna bite us in the ass later.”
“I’m okay with setting things up to bite us in the ass later.”
“You know what’s great? When you write your own foreshadowing.”
“Western.”
“But ‘eastern’ is more fun, because when you scream it out, you sound like a little girl!”
“Look, nobody likes a gritty cloaca. That’s all I’m saying.”
“This is basically just a giant Rainforest Cafe. There’s no life here. Because I rolled a 2 on my Life Sense.”
“I rolled a 1 or 3 dice, and a 10 on one die.”
“The tree is aware…”
“It’s a were-tree!”
“Did he tell you where to find it?”
“Outer Rim.”
“Did he give you a planet?”
“Tattooine?”
“The Dark Side gives me Shyriiwook!”
“The Dark Side doesn’t give you Shyriiwook.”
“Is there some kind of Force lightning, but good?”
“I’m sure there is.”
“I… thought you were going somewhere other than ‘flashlight’ when you started a word that begins with F, so I’m off in another dimension where you said ‘fart’…”
“I mean, it’s not my fault I was born without a carpet.”