“The Star Wars music got weird by episode 23.”
“I don’t even know what this IS.”
“PiTcher, not piCture. I get it. I was trying to figure out why the picture was full of water…”
“It’s a sea-scape.”
“Well, there’s always the hard way to get up there.”
“Is that the way where you use the Force and levitate us and maybe don’t drop us into the courtyard?”
“No… I was thinking we could just climb.”
“Just… don’t look up.”
“I wear trousers!”
“On the ship!”
“My robe has holes; I wear trousers. I just don’t wear anything under them. I wear pants, just not in the English sense.”
“Is he in some kind of self-induced stasis? Is he in torpor, to use a Vampire term?”
“I don’t disarm people the way a Wookiee disarms people!”
“No, you disarm people the way a Jedi disarms people.”
“I will disarm him – in the rudimentary sense, not the Jedi sense.”
“He’s out of his body. I don’t know how to put him back.”
“Soap.”
“No, you have to sew it back on.”
“That cicada just crawled out of the ground and went, ‘Man, my wings are dry. Bzzzzzz bzzzzz!'”
“‘Looking for singles in your area…'”
“I’ve been using the extra pair!”
“Well, I mean, if you’re going to give him an extra pair, he’s going to use them.”
“Space tent!”
“But metal.”
“Metal space tent!”
“Hand-shaking wiggle power. I can see why they renamed that one.”
“You’ll remember we dragged ourselves through a sewer.”
“Yeah, and you clean yourself afterwards.”
“…I took a shower.”
“So that’s when you decide to wake me, huh? ‘I almost killed you, so… it’s time to go.'”
“That seems… absolutely in character.”
“Sometimes the lesson is ‘don’t do what I do.'”
“Hey Valen…? Tycho’s gone down a hole. Possibly an evil hole.”
“Of course he has.”
“Look, if you’re worried, I can catch me when I start falling.”
“That’s not the part I’m worried about.”
“Okay, climbing, not giving birth.”
“Well, Valen’s the one giving birth; I’m the one being birthed. So don’t exhale when you push me!”