“I mean, to be fair, the mudskipper is your roommate and she’s just the annoying pet.”
“You need roaming acceptance?”
“And I’m going to cast Disguise Self, so I look like an elf.”
“Cheating bastards, anyway.”
“Yep.”
“At 8th level, we can spend an entire night in my cushioned – “
“Crevice?”
“It’s where they keep the ‘eat-em’ in arboretum.”
“You know I’m a potted plant, right?”
“If we were all elves, we’d only need 4, right?”
“Yep.”
“Stupid elves.”
“Were you trying to give me the ring, because it fits.”
“It fits anyone.” pause “That didn’t come out the way I meant…”
“I have run across this bridge; I have been carried across this bridge. I am no longer afraid of this bridge.”