Skullkickers, 3/9

“We don’t have a winged familiar at this time.”
“Did you say ‘flinged familiar?'”

“How many times did we overthink in here?”
“How many times did we underthink in here?”

“Oh thank god. I’ve been looking forward to this for forty years.”
“Does he have a fork to be kicked in?”

“Wanna see how useful of a spellcaster I am? I shoot him with an arrow.”

“I am also cursing like a sailor.”
“Uh, sailor wouldn’t have been tripped up by that.”

“I’m great at those.”
“Actually great or Morgan great?”

“Not quite ready to dip our tootsies in the water?”
“I had my bath last month. Forty years ago last month.”

“We’re going to need to drag the river.”
“I was going to pee in it.”
“Uhhhh… let’s save that for later.”

“We can’t go back, because then we’d have to go through the water elemental room, and that is a no.”

“When you were drowning in the water elemental room, you were perfectly hydrated.”