“Would we be there after the fall? During it? Before it?”
“It would be our fault. That’s about normal for us.”
“Do you have a chocolate chip spell?”
“I do not. That would be him.”
“You’re putting a lot on Create Food and Water.”
“I like to think of this as ‘helping my encumbrance problem.'”
“Having others carry your food?”
“You’re giving your fish a complex.”
“I have to give my fish whatever I can, because that’s my responsibility. Complexes, self-esteem issues…”
“You’ve gotta give that the side-eye thing.”
“We’ve done that before.”
“We’ve built entire games around that before.”
“Have you picked up any new knicknacks today?”
“Define today.”
“Kay… there’s a lot of past tense in that sentence.”
“I am of course not as well-versed in magic as others – “
“You were in all the same classes.”
“Yeah, but there were other things to do than pay attention in class.”
“If there’s anything we’re really good at chasing, it’s afterthoughts.”
“There are not visible hinges.”
“There will be when we’re done beating on it.”
“I’m not disagreeing with any of that. I’m just disagreeing with the usage of the word ‘reasonable’ in this context. I hope the wizard that created it is still alive, and suffering for it.”
“If the painting of a dog that just popped into real life can look confused, this one does.”
“Why are these entrails covered in sparkles?”
“Do you want to hit Sariel?”
“Yes, but I’m going to hit number 2.”
“What? Why are you glaring at me? Those just appear sometimes!”
“The other thing I was thinking was that you have been the only one on the plinth – “
“Only elves summon hellhounds.”