“I feel like you’re making this up.” pause “You in fact have 4 backpacks.”
“He’s over his weight limit with backpacks.”
“I calculated my encumbrance, sir. I am 2lbs under.”
“I mean, I could poison you again or have my centipede bite you, and we could let war of the toxins happen, but that seems like a terrible idea.”
“So what’s the penalty for attacking somebody that’s grappled?”
“I glare at you across the table.”
“Can I bite him?”
“You get a mouthful of water.”
“That’s what I was trying to do anyway…”
“If there’s anything I’ve learned in all my years, it’s that a seeing-eye goldfish isn’t useful.”
“Don’t drink the clear water. There’s a water wyrd. And no vision. It’s not worth it.”
“Yeah, I make a little note to myself: get the hell out before starting to use inane [sayings]…”
“He’s very judgy about people.”
“The word is judgmental.”
“Take some buttons. Last motherfucker who didn’t take any buttons got shivved.”