“I need 10 minutes.”
“I can guarantee 6 seconds.”
“Dwarves have just an innate ability to swim through sand. Right?”
“Sure.”
“…Right.”
“I would like to point out that the last time you did something that didn’t sound like crazy talk, we ended up in this room. So maybe you’re not the best person to say what’s crazy talk.”
“Dessicated corpses.”
“The last time there was a dessicated corpse, I got treasure!”
“Look at the gun show.”
“It’s more of a blowgun show.”
“Is that what dwarves think of baths? ‘I only have to hold my breath until this is done?'”
“There’s no OSHA down here, so it’s just a 5 foot wide platform.”
“That is the third option for getting from the second floor to the third floor. We’re just going to call it the worst option…”
“Are we starting a fight from over here?”
“It’s the best place to start it from. How are they going to retaliate?”
“I’m moving along the wall, looking for edible mushrooms.”
“And the edible mushrooms are looking for you.”