“Dwarves are not known for their clinginess.”
“Don’t make me lower your intelligence.”
“People have clearly gotten to this room and gotten frustrated. As though the writers didn’t write a way out of this room.”
“None of these spells will help. Does anyone have spells that will help?”
“Tasha’s Hideous Laughter.”
“Nine.”
“It’s not the lowest.”
“No, it’s not.”
“No, it’s not.”
“…What that’s telling me is that it’s the highest.”
“You did in fact poke something with a stick. You might have noticed something.”
“So as you’re sitting there waiting, tying each other together so when you drown, you’ll all sink like one giant rock…”
“I still say we should have talked to them first.”
“We did!”
“Magic missile is a universal language, ma’am.”
“Can you… un-fiddle the trap?”
“That sounds like a much better movie – Dwarfnado. Beards of fury!”