“And I totally would have done stuff the round before the door opened if I had realized I was about to open the door.”
“when did she become the lady with the bad breath?”
“I seem to recall last time we were here, she breathed on us – “
“It was Thunder Breath!”
“And it was bad!”
“Do you have any hit points left?”
“I have fifteen. Which is almost as many as you have in total.”
“Aww, did he fall down?”
“Well, he slumped in his chair. But I have neither a chair nor a mini that can slump in it.”
“I came to this school to learn magic, and what did I learn? How to lasso tables. Animate tables.”
“Make a Charisma check. We’ll pretend you’re putting more charisma into that.”
rolls “No, that’s exactly how it went.”
“All I Have are Twilight Mother Chick tracts.”
“Ah yes, I remember the ultimate in sneaky tricks: flip board, shoot arrow. Right?”
“I feel like we’re looking for a short-term fix for a long-term problem.”
“I feel like the short-term fix will make the long-term fix someone else’s problem.”
“Spoken like a true headmaster, sir.”
“My ass is not a magic door, sir. Or even particularly secretive.”
“We can cannibalize the monkey bridge.”
“Aww, but that’s my favorite.”
“Fuck that bridge.”