“The horns don’t look right.”
“They don’t look right – they look left.”
“Really kind of needed you on the ground.”
“You didn’t say please.”
“Morgan! I have good news and bad news. You’re unconscious. And very cold. But you’re not afraid of the moose.”
“Eat scorching ray – well, not that one.”
“Doppler effect moose?”
“Is that moose coming towards us or away from us?”
“His reign of terror ends! Well, his reign of walking around and doing nothing ends.”
“I didn’t realize a rapier could turn into a blender…”
“That has no nutritional value, you know.”
“The people down in that dungeon survived for ages on that mayonnaise.”
“The prestidigitation, not the mayonnaise.”
“We scared it good.”
“It was mutual.”
“My whole life flashed before my eyes. That’s happened a lot recently, though, so I just skipped ahead to the good parts.”