“That’s why I like this game. I can neither succeed nor fail against you.”
“When did you join the school newspaper?”
“Just recently…”
“A few minutes ago.”
“I’m not sure how recently.”
“I’m not sure there’s a school newspaper.”
“Every can we’ve found in this game has been a can of beans.”
“All two of them.”
“All cans are cans of beans until proven otherwise.”
“If I know anything about 80s tropes, it’s that a crowbar can open anything.”
“I was just shopping, and then it went dark, and there were robots, and a coffee can exploded for no reason whatsoever…”
“This seems a little more important than our further education.”
“I think we need a wet, smoky fire distraction, not a ‘burn down the island’ fire distraction.”
“Tinker? To start a fire?”
“Yeah. What did you think it would be?”
“Zippo!”
“They ride off…”
“Into the sunset?”
“Ehhhh. It’s like 10 in the morning.”
“They ride off into the direction that will eventually be the sunset, in a couple of hours.”
“So a few years ago there were some toys that were deemed too dangerous – which for the 80s was remarkable.”
“I don’t suppose there’s a way to heat the iron bar before I shove it up the robotic butthole.”
“You have a Zippo.”
“Your aunt is terrible.”
“Are you allowed to talk about the dead that way?”
“She’s dead and she’s still terrible. She’s just now in a robot.”
“She’s living in a robot’s head rent-free and she’s still causing havoc.”