“Who nominated you captain of the team?”
“God.”
“There’s a lot of those; you’re going to have to be more specific.”
“I don’t thing I need to.”
“Until the end of the turn, you get a save against mental issues.”
“I have plenty of mental issues, but I don’t think I get saves against them…”
“This kobold seems dodgier than the other ones – in multiple respects.”
“You are absolutely sure you have learned your first kobold word, because that expression had to have been ‘fuck.'”
“Jesus – I’m sorry, Taureg.”
“You know, your spear doesn’t work great as a pencil.”
“Oh, that’s why it’s dull.”
“Is that why there’s fish back here…?”
“Shut up, I got a 16 to craft a fish sling!”
“I feel like I’m having god thrust on me! I don’t like when gods thrust on me!”
“Welcome to the Greek pantheon!”
“It’s not a quill because it’s now in your hair, you illiterate philistine elf?”
“Are you saying kobold blood is magnetic?”
“Sure.”
“Do you want to be enfeebled? Because that’s how you get enfeebled.”
“But you know what? You have to face your fears, and you have to fucking stab them in the face. rolls Or not.”