“That just sounds like you’re being cruel as well as dismissive. ‘Do you want the shit that all the magic was stripped out of?’ Yeah, sure, thanks.”
“More damage never hurts anybody.”
“Timekeeping is not a precise science!”
“This is the worst rave ever. Flash-two-three-four-five-six.”
“So you’re asking for my help.”
“I think it would not be unwise for you to come join this combat that’s about to happen, yes.”
“Do you want to move 10 feet faster?”
“Than zero?”
“It was terrible. The second one was equally as terrible, but with a -5 penalty.”
“Never let it be said I won’t grope a spider to help you.”
“How big is this hole? Is it a small hole? Is it a hole big enough for a stupid man with a spear to fit through?”