“And by ‘picture of a shield,’ I mean you could believe it.”
“Cleric on cleric rap battle?”
“I’m pretty sure that hellhound has never been hugged.”
“Damn it! All I need is two points to make a line! Two points!”
“I mean, healing font is good, but I still prefer Times New Roman.”
“They have 8 hit points.”
“Oh, don’t doubt how little damage I can do.”
“So the half-plate is top, not left?”
“You know what we should have done? Used the scroll of fire resistance.”
“Nahhh.”