“There is a 40 foot ridge ahead of you.”
“So the opposite of a ravine, then.”
“I have an 18 for my Reflex.”
“I have a 28.”
“28 succeeds.”
“I have ‘standing in a hallway that’s not full of flame.'”
“They are very hard.”
“I headbutt them into oblivion.”
“You fucking Leonidas your way through that spike trap.”
“Did you just break your lead?”
“No! No, why would you ever think that, Kacey? It’s not a tell-tale sound at all.”
“There’s always someone in my way, and it’s always Roland!”
“Turns out, owlbear does not like bidets.”