“I mean, Will is my weast – “
“Weast?”
“I was trying for worst and least…”
“I could just make water.”
“So could they. That’s part of the problem.”
“This is how you find traps, kids.”
“Send in the rogue?!”
“Oh wait, a full page later, there are the creatures.”
“Ahh, Paizo, how I missed you.”
“Dammit, Tolkien, I don’t need the backstory of these monsters!”
“He was gonna offer you snowcones, but sharp metal bits it is.”
“For once, you went in the opposite direction – you overkilled it by one.”
“Critical fail – you take double the damage.”
“Four.”
“Did you roll 2 on 2d12?”
“I rolled 2 on 2 d12.”
“Crit ping-pong.”