“I knew it wasn’t Canadian, because Canada doesn’t have its own genre of RPGs.”
“Two of us were throwing big, flashy spells around.”
“I threw wind at a stump.”
“Some of us like hand motions!”
“…Did you just do ‘I’m a little teapot’?”
“We can help you find alterative lifestyles – I don’t mean it like that.”
“I’m not gonna lie, I was expecting you to ask for a dried fish.”
“It’s not the same character, Darryl.”
“You don’t actually want a tree to be cut down. You want to own a tree so you can say, ‘That’s my tree,’ when we sail by.”
“I want to own a tree so it can’t be cut down.”
“Now you need to hire cops to guard your copse.”
“I need copse cops.”