“There are some days I want to r-o-l-e and some days I want to r-o-l-l, and there’s no telling how that day’s gonna go.”
“I chose not to be a voting member of this society.”
“You still have a red rock in your pocket.”
“Or am I happy to see you?”
“Are you… trying to find us work?”
“I clearly recall the GM saying people were just handing us food, and I am running with it!”
“The disadvantage to the island – “
“Is your players.”
“…I’m used to it.”
“Made a nice little friendly overture, and now we’re going to start World War III.”
“As we do.”
“You’ve only got like 3 skills you’re not trained in.”
“I don’t think it’s even that many.”
“Skeletons don’t keep you warm!”
“Clearly the rumors were correct – they have a surplus of food.”
“I’m working on it!”
“I have none of the things that would be applicable for flinging myself over the railing, so I will be taking the stairs, sir.”
“You have gravity.”