“If you do not reach the ground within 1 minute, there is an issue.”
“…Yeah.”
“Next time we should go in through the window. It’d be a lot less fire.”
“…Would it?”
“I’d like to think so.”
“Someone’s black tentacles are currently playing with you… and it’s rapidly becoming a hentai show.”
“He’s gonna regret that in the morning.”
“No, no he won’t. He has sorcerer hit points… and I didn’t roll well.”