“I have always had an attachment to – “
“Weirdly fleshy?”
“I just would like to point out my enjoyment that we went for the tape measure when we were staring at a map with 1 inch squares.”
“I’m thinking of this as a giant millipede with human legs.”
“I mean, I was thinking more a giant Katamari Damacy ball made of people.”
“I’m trying not to think about that.”
“Very… badly… burned…”
“Look, if you’re going to raise dead, there are consequences.”
“Animate, madam. Animate.”
“Normally I would say you punch into him, grab his heart, and punch it out the other side… but you’re not that tall.”
“Is it possible to throw up backwards? Because I just did.”
“That’s call diarrhea.”
“Do you want to do half damage or no damage to him?”
“I’d actually like to do full damage.”
“That’s a fair cop.”
“I just need a feat that says if I leave an enemy at 1 hit point, I do 1 additional point of damage.”
“In the forest, that might be shockingly good camouflage. Here in the horrible stone city of death… what’s with the ficus?”