“To be fair, I threw hero points to keep from getting completely smashed.”
“Are they climbing the tower?”
“Yes.”
“Are the right in the head?”
“No.”
“That tower goes to the moon.”
“Oh. I thought that was – “
“That tower goes to the moon. To the moon, that tower goes.”
“…That’s funny. I mimicked that and got close enough to a cat that – “
“Forced to pet the cat?”
“Yeah.”
“From Darryl to Kacey, let Littleoak be a lesson: do not mouth off to the moon.”
“We never reach her.”
“Not with that attitude, you won’t.”
“I would make note that I’m not going to make note.”
“Strangely, werewolves and the moon are somehow connected, but you can’t quite figure out how.”
“So with my giant sample size, I’ve determined that 25% of the city is cultists.”
“To be fair, that other guy said there was going to be an apocalypse too. He just wasn’t quite as creepy.”
“True.”
“We’re going to have to save both the sun and the moon.”
“And then we’re going to have to set up a meet-cute.”
“Schism!”
“Yes, but which one becomes apocryphal?”
“You know, it sounds so reasonable when you start. Next thing you know… War of the Moon Lilies.”
“If this is the city of immortals and all we have to do is bring the moon back to the city of immortals… why did we just not take her through the door?”
“To be fair, I’m not sure we’re going to start our quest by manhandling gods. I’m sure we’ll get there, but I’m not sure that’s where we’re starting.”
“So if I’m understanding correctly – “
“You’re not.”
“You become a prophet, you really start hitting on chicks.”
“It’s not ‘that is the most repulsive thing in the universe,’ but it’s definitely ‘this is the most uncomfortable I’ve been with my clothes on.'”