“Sorry, I was playing basic D&D for a minute there.”
“I’d like to roll lower on my save if my save dictates the amount of damage…”
“You’re going to have to explain that to me. After we attack the guy.”
“A seven? They’re going to take double damage and be blinded for a minute.”
“He won’t be blinded…”
“We’ve been involved in this before.”
“Except this time – no, there are hostages, aren’t there.”
“Yes, there are.”
“I’ll be fine in a minute!”
“Shh! Try to be stealthy! We’re team stealth!”
“I’m figuring the tinnitus is answering all my questions at this point.”
“Our friends are securing your crew as we speak.”
“Yes. That’s exactly what we’re doing.”
“I did not say quietly! You note I said securing; I didn’t say securing quietly!”
“They’re not going to kill you; they’re going to mildly inconvience you. That’s totally different than ‘I’m gonna die.'”
“I have a boo-boo.”
“That is a critical failure.”
“He feels bad about himself.”
“That’s not any better.”
“He feels REALLY bad about himself.”
“I was going to have them run because they were outnumbered.”
“So you’re saying I signed their death warrant?”
“Oh, it was already signed.”
“The only way I have to break enchantment is to break your face.”
“It’s been a long time since we originally made this plan…”
“Do you remember which team was team stealth? Not us.”
“How are you? I’m out of healing, but how are you?”
“We can go commandeer a riverboat.”
“Can you drive one? I can’t.”
“How hard can it be?”
“If it would rain, it would be just… so much better.”
“I swear this is rain.”
“It’s awful warm…”
“We did only send 3 soldiers into their compound.”
“I’m not a soldier; I’m a lawyer.”
“That’s even worse.”
“Can we ride you, then?”
“You only had to ask.”