“Because he didn’t see like a bad guy. Unlike that spider.”
“We are not getting kidnapped.”
“Of course. We are not getting kidnapped.”
“But ultimately, you do retire to your rooms with plans to get kidnapped at some point.”
“There’s a difference between murder and killing at the request of the state.”
“Is there.”
“‘What color are his eyes?’ ‘Cerulean.’ ‘Oh god, he is a douche.'”
“That’s it. My accent starts French, quickly turns Cajun, and then goes Australian.”
“See, if you want to get kidnapped, you need to mark your door!”
“Well! If Assassin’s Creed has taught me anything, this is a cult.”
“Apparently rich is 10 coins.”
“So we’re solidly middle-class.”
“That’s it. I’m going to have to start beating people at random.”
“That’s how terrorists start!”
“No, that’s how graveyards start.”
“See, the problem with using seduction to get information is that at a certain point, you get too much of it.”
“Leave the door open and room for Jesus!”