“The bad kind of water balloon.”
“To be fair, four pounds isn’t that heavy, but it’s really going to ruin the lines of my pants.”
“You just need to… center it more.”
“Don’t argue with the DM when you’re getting a bonus for your backstory.”
“Don’t get on my nerves, pretty boy.”
“Please don’t give him impossible goals.”
“I’m an investigator of sorts. That’s why I have all those 2s and 3s.”