“The cricket remembers!”
“That goddamned cricket is holding it hostage.”
“I stole more than everybody else. I stole their hearts.”
“That’s a magical object. I feel like that’s not safe – “
“Could be.”
” – For you.”
“Could be.”
“Magical butt-pluuuug.”
“This exact thing is why we cannot have nice things.”
“Look, I can do numbers!”
“It’s just birds she doesn’t understand.”
“Rick-rolled in his own story.”
“There are only 2 ways the party can divide: brains and brawn, or brain-and-brawn and brain-and-brawn.”