Thieves Guild, 11/12

“I don’t know how you’d play a selkie without being a bard.”
“Yeah, but all your songs would be ” seal noises

“I don’t know how you’re writing a quote for that; it’s not going to work without the hands.”

“Orphanages are just… shops, right? Where you go to buy orphans?”

“No, he’s – oh, you do understand!”
“I do understand. That’s why I changed the word deliberately.”

“And I am incapable of lying.”
“The universe has never heard such a whopper.”

“I’m going to build a fighter with intelligence.”
“I just want to play a horse that drowns people.”

“Let’s not limit ourselves to judges.”
“That was an example.”

“With quotes around trustworthy. It’s for emphasis.”

“She is well.”
“But cursed?”
“What?”

“We went from teeth to maw pretty quickly.”

“I heard blue eyes and teeth – I have blue eyes and teeth.”