Thieves’ Guild, 1/21

“As me why the codpiece. Because if he tracks us down, I’ll be able to kick him in the dick.”

“Which we have avenged slightly today.”
“I just wish I could have gotten the codpiece off faster.”
“That’s what she said.”

“I got a twelve! Based on a 13! I’m just excited because it’s double digits!”

“I’m not gonna put it there either! We’re not gonna plague the god of spiders!”

“There’s no money in it, but there’s more pussy than Frank Sinatra.”