“What did you say?”
“What did you hear? Because I think that might be more fun.”
“Something about edible glitter preventing people from having babies they didn’t expect?”
“I was waiting for that pun. I was waiting mournfully for that pun.”
“Yeah, but I’d need a god that is also morally blind.”
“Or true neutral.”
“I feel like that’s the same thing.”
“You are not part of the acquire and protect department – you are in the acquire and redistribute department.”
“The third is the target of today’s…”
“Manipulations?”
“Setup.”
“The group that has the item are known as the Black Vein.”
*cheerful cellphone alert*
“Look, we’ve already read an hour and 45 worth of writing. But we’ve managed to stretch it out for 30 minutes, so that’s good.”
“It’s low centers of gravity we have.”
“That doesn’t mean you’re close to the center of gravity!”
“I’m not stealing the silver until I’m leaving. You can’t steal it ahead of time – that makes no sense.”
“I’m going to put him to the side somewhere comfortable. Not under a trash can or something.”
“Uh… big people? Small people?”
“There’s an orc and a dwarf.”
“So yes.”
“There is no one innocent in this city.”
“Fair point. I mean, uh…”
“You mean spiritually?”
“…Yes, that’s better than metaphorically.”
“I think at this point, you and I are the one ones that aren’t going to get blown up. No, wait – you’re on a boat. You’re probably safe.”
“Y’know, any sentence that starts with ‘how dastardly…'”
“You know, there are levels of dastardly. And some of them work better when you don’t have to sleep with yourself at night.”
“That’s why the most dastardly people don’t sleep by themselves at night.”
“This is why the empire can’t have nice things.”
“Then the earth starts to crack.”
“I made the right choice. I am not up in the framework.”
“We’re not backing up. There’s no going back.”
“If I had a tail, I’d be knocking shit over. But I don’t.”
“You have disadvantage, because you don’t want to shoot your friends.”
“Ehhhhhhhh.”
“Ok, if you have friends…”
“And we didn’t roll a single die.”
“I KNOW. I BROUGHT ELECTRONIC DICE.”
“Feats are gone.”
“But how do you walk?”