“Well, I make shoes. What do you make?”
“Mistakes.”
“How do you have 2 spells and you’re still copying us?”
“Is that an ironic name, or do you sing a lot and it’s sad?”
“I’m gonna spell it ‘Zif’ so I know how to pronounce it.”
“You were complaining about Reimos?”
“Not anymore.”
“Have this half-empty beer. Don’t ask why it’s half-empty.”
“He told us where to meet him later.”
“But I want to meet him now.”
“Also, we’re not staying at your facility because we expect property damage.”
“I’m not wearing robes. I’m wearing pants. I’m a pants man.”
“…Thank you for clarifying?”
“That’s the problem with finding character portraits at first level. All of them are like… there’s magic coming up, and you’re a guy with a stick.”
“She’s very bossy.”
“She’s wrangling. She’s trying to herd.”
“Without being a murder hobo, I’m going down into the basement.”
“I want to be a regular hobo.”
“Yes. That is clearly the yoga mat of Strahd.”
“Why don’t you go upstairs and find the baby, and if you find the monster, scream?”
“Did you say ‘nuke baby’ or ‘nude baby’?”
“Mute. I said mute.”
“I don’t think we want you to blind us.”
“Then you can’t see the danger!”
“I hope it’s a giant paramecium!”
“I figure we’re just kind of working our way through the rules here, and eventually we’ll do it right…”
“I got here by following a rabbit into the fog.”
“Did you catch the rabbit?”
“No, I caught Waterdeep.”