“Darryl, 30,000 people have gone missing…”
“You may not roll for your horse, as your horse is not inside the castle in your room…”
“I have a pocket horse!”
“Oh. Uh. Can we assume my character is less stupid than I am?”
“*knock knock* Kobolds, stabbing people. Go back to sleep.”
“The horse is smarter than the wizard, goddammit. It will not shit on the floor.”
“Wow. That cuts me more deeply than THIS KNIFE IN MY CHEST!”
“So instead of going for a housekeeper, you’re going for Inspector Gadget.”
“Yes.”