“It’s the only thing I can take from you. You don’t have any dignity.”
“Three weeks is three sessions.”
“Well…”
“I’m the same alignment as Reimos.”
“Chaotic curious?”
“He has a couple of unidentified flasks, too.”
“Those I’m merely worried about. The other things, I’m concerned about.”
“They have many gifts to offer.”
“It’s true. I got a bag of teeth from one.”
“Look, I don’t know what fervent means, but I guarantee I’m as fervent as the next guy!”
“I’m not telling you how to use your program. I’m just telling you to save as, so then you have two corrupt files.”
“The golems were broken when we got here.”
“You know what you can’t do with this? Stick it in a scabbard.”
“Look, Thundarr just stuck it to his bracer.”
“Are we just going after Strahd because he’s evil incarnate? Is that what we’re doing?”
“This is my surprised helmet.”
“You realize we can see your face now? Now we can see all the faces you make.”
“Yeah, I’ve got to fix that.”
“I enjoy your particular brand of humor. It’s… confusing.”
“Do you remember when he had teeth? Good times, good times.”
“The drawbridge is still down. Because you guys broke it.”
“After all the mead I just drank, I can pee through 33 mattresses.”
“There’s a double door…”
“Double door.”
“Every time. At least you guys are concistent.”
“Look, if it’s important, you put double doors on it.”
“Yeah. I was having a tirade, and you guys spoiled it. With facts.”
“So what I’m hearing is that this isn’t really Strahd’s castle – he just stole it and left people lining his thrones.”
“I mean, we’re not doing the lord’s work here – we’re doing the landlord’s work.”
“Nobody wants to remember Stretch Armstrong.”
“To be fair, Stretch Armstrong is a two-handed toy.”
“This may be a terrible idea. But we’re not going to find out if it’s a terrible idea until we pick it up.”
“Weapons are kind of getting… uppity… lately.”
“That was the good old days, where we had arbitrary rules and 27 types of polearm.”
“The ceiling is moving. So my immediate response was ‘burn it with fire.'”
“Seems reasonable.”
“Anyone want to burn for a minute? It’s a full minute! It’s exciting!”
“That’s way better than a 6, so you’re not the one that gets pooped on.”
“I mean, does Uncanny Dodge or Evasion help me in this situation?”
“So 70 now, and there’s more where that came from.”
“To all that were behind me in initiative order: sorry!”
“She scared me, but only for 4 damage!”
“I mean, honestly, I just grabbed her boob with my Spectral Hand. That’s why it was only 2 damage…”
“I know there’s no bees in this place, but I say we just keep bee-lining.”
“Maybe that’s how we create them?”
“They’re probably just cast iron painted gold.”
“They’re bronze.”
“They’re probably just cast iron painted bronze.”
“I’ve found that even though I feel like I’m closer aligned to this place than anyone else, it still doesn’t like me.”
“I don’t want to be greedy; there could be 122 other people that want parts of the king.”
“There’s two hundred and thirty-some-odd bones…”
“I want to watch Reimos steal his own finger bone.”
“Time Stop is there, though. Might be difficult to cast from a scroll.”
“Liches like to do that so they can pull your pants down.”
“So, crypts to the left of you, crypts to the right… you’re in the middle with them.”
“Never trust a fart when you’re lifting a portcullis. I’m just going to put that out there.”
“Was that a sneeze or horror?”
“How many people can say they got killed by Strahd? OK, millions…”
“Sorry.”
“Neither of you are actually sorry. We all know this.”
“No! My Chromatic Sphere casting range is 90 feet. The fireballs are over THERE.”
“He’s always looked down on you.”
“Yes, but now he can really look down on me.”